Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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