Where is the hickey?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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