I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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