She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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