Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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