Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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