yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize