I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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