How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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