Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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