We're like a lot better than the average bears
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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