i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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