If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Let's get the cat blown out
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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