Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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