hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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