I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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