we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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