If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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