Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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