Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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