xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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