Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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