NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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