I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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