She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm having to shit out rocks
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