You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You've changed since you got that strap on
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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