brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i dont even know how to be here
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize