Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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