She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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