The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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