hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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