16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
