What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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