Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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