This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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