I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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