That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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