U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
