He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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