My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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