I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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