No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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