I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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