People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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