i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
