Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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