well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
