I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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