You made me cry and you don't even care
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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