Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
