At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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