you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
there was a trapeze. enough said
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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