O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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