I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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